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California Home Protection

$10.00

California Home Protection: A Fun and Quirky Defense Kit for Your Home


Introducing the California Home Protection kit, your lighthearted yet practical solution for adding a touch of humor and fun to home safety in liberal states. Compact, portable, and packed with amusing yet surprisingly useful items, this survival kit is designed to keep your home protected in the most entertaining way.

What's Inside:

  • Mouse Trap: A classic solution for unwelcome guests, ensuring your home stays rodent-free.
  • Confetti Gun: Add some flair to your defense with a burst of colorful confetti, perfect for surprising intruders with a splash of fun.
  • Whistle: Keep alert and call for attention with a loud whistle, handy for any unexpected situation.
  • Nerf Darts: Arm yourself with soft, safe projectiles for playful defense or impromptu target practice.
  • Jacks: A nostalgic game that doubles as a playful deterrent when scattered strategically.
  • Fly Trap: Ensure your home remains free of pesky flies with this effective and essential tool.
  • Whoopie Cushion: Add a touch of humor and catch anyone off guard with this timeless prank.
  • Toy Blocks: Unleash your inner architect or create a playful obstacle course with a set of colorful toy blocks.


Add a touch of fun to your home protection routine with the California Home Protection kit – the ultimate small container filled with big laughs and clever defense tools!

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